File sharing punks in California need to prepare for some pound-you-in-the-ass prison time if they share any file among more than 10 people without at Read more [...]
World headquarters for Cyberista is currently under siege by the beginning of Hurricane Jeanne. Amazingly, the power is still on.
During Hurric Read more [...]
Not a code monkey but an actual non-human, hairy-ass, banana-eating, poop-throwing monkey altered the results of a Dieold electronic voting machine.
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This is easily the most bizarre [i]and[/i] grammatically sound crazy letter ever received by Cyberista. It is one of my favorites.
It appears tha Read more [...]
Television news reporters have nothing to say. They do a pretty good job at reading the prompter but they really should spare us all when a disaster Read more [...]
In a stunning display of truth that sent the entire New Jersey executive branch into a game of “cover your ass”, New Jersey Democratic Governor James Read more [...]
To further the goal of giving humanity false hope, NASA’s Ames Research Center has purchased a cluster of supercomputers that total 10,240 processors Read more [...]
On the cusp of a new era for intergalactic politics, NASA, the European Space Agency and the Italian Space Agency have come together in a massive cove Read more [...]
Behold, the Retarded Monkey Overlord, inventor of the airplane, the Internet and aerosol cheese. The RMO is good at making stuff and breaking stuff. Read more [...]
An adult woman that has sex with a physically mature and consenting male minor has not committed a crime. Such a woman might be an unethical person, Read more [...]
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