If this was an actual journal entry, you would find a tremendous degree of cooperation between federal, state and local authorities along with an outp Read more [...]
Pull out the tin-foil hats, ladies and gentlemen. This northeast power outage has Rove & Cheney Productions written all over it.

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If anyone deserves a headline ripped from an obscure, poorly tested yet mildly amusing 1980s era Japanese arcade game, it's the Unabomber.

Ted “ Read more [...]

The quote of the day definitely belongs to Robert Knight of the Culture and Family Institute:

“The American people saw what began as a way to Read more [...]

DARPA—Dumb Ass Research Projects Agency—is running out of ideas and becoming truly dangerous. DARPA is famous for funding the development of the Inte Read more [...]
The total sports network decided to add a new category of bloodsport this evening when they Read more [...]
With over 20% unemployment, an expensive pension system, and a pretarded government selling itself to the highest bidder, one might suspect that Franc Read more [...]
Dear Nephew Gobo,
Today I saw an amazing building. Gorgs have this thing called a “computer” that allows them to ask questions to a Read more [...]
There is a preponderance of evidence to support the hypothesis that Egypt is run by a bunch of morons. The latest evidence is the decision by the Egy Read more [...]
Boot production is up 15%.

This is one of many famous lines from George Orwell’s classic political novel 1984. Interested organ Read more [...]