The fearless leader of the Atlanta Falcons clearly has a natural grip on physics and geometry… he just can't verbalize anything involving physics or geometry.

After a 27-13 victory against the Carolina Panthers, ESPN quoted Michael Vick–the uber-talented and guaranteed future Hall of Fame quarterback of Atlanta–on the subject of the Falcons' 4-0 record:

"We're a complete 360 degree turn from last year," Vick said. "This is a great defense and they are only going to get better. I'm very excited about the future of this team."

That's 180. Unfortunately, it's not the first time that a skilled athlete publicly demonstrated a complete lack of basic geometry. I'll go back to fighting for food now.

Ignorance must be bliss.

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